90210 Finale aka. Have You Met My Dragon?

Darcy pulls a Simon Camden.



Plus:
Therapy, finger stepping,


creeping, a c-section,


Aunt Becky stoned, an imaginary Brenda Walsh haunting your dreams,


sex, air quotations,


"That's for Charlie!", volcano eruptions,


PDA, and naming an adopted baby.. Pasey? Maybe I heard wrong?

GG Finale: in short:

Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys + Blair try to figure out who is Gossip Girl.



“She can’t keep getting away with this. We all just have to band together and take her down.”

Dan and Vanessa think Nancy’s angst is sooooo high school.



Later...

Gossip Girl strikes again!

"I got rage in me."



Later later...

*Ring ring*





Then Nancy and her tits announce "Drinks on me!"

Joe Hardy and Dan cheer "Yess" and "That's wonderful" while coming.





Sherlock would be proud :)

Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days.

I watched WAY too much Youtube today. Such as the video below; of a 3 year old boy who enunciates better than I can when I'm not rapping Kanye.



Also, I made a Twitter around a month ago, but today I decided to use it for my first time. It will be less than likely that I'll use it again in the near future, but feel free to add me @Aluzza :)

And I'm going to end this post with a quote that reminded me of a time when Nicole Ritchie was fat, awesome, and sang 'salsa, salsa' over and over again in a nasal voice.

"Loved Katy Perrys outfit on American Idol. I wore that same outfit to driving school, & they made me pee in a cup. hmmmm..." - Nicole Ritchie via her Twitter

ANTM vs. AUTISM

I'm watching season 5, episode 3 of Australia's Next Top Model...

Everyone should ditch Tyra (because it's not all about Tyra) and go down under because, although this season of AUSNTM isn't as good as the previous ones, it is MUCH better than the aging Americans competing to be 'on top' (of their perverted managers, I'm sure).

Here's Franky getting her hair did:


Pretty :)

And I made gif's to show the frustration/humour between Cassi and Lola:


True love.

But for real, the Australian contestants are much more modely-seeming than the American contestants. I'm not sure how I would explain modely-seeming or looking, but Allison/Creepy-Chan and Celia/Creepy-in-general do not define that.


ART TIME!

Baking Soda and Vinegar... Obviously!

A recap of this weeks 90210:


Darcy: Jeez, what a night.
Dixon: You can say that again
Darcy: What a night
Dixon: You can say that again, again
Darcy: What a night

Aunt Becky: French toast
Darcy: Yum
Dixon: I was starving

Aunt Becky: The bread is Gluten free
Dad: I’ll explain later
Darcy: Whatever, yum. I could eat a house
*Insert enthusiasm over gluten free French toast Camden family moment here*

THE END



OH! And Silver is bipolar.

Scroll down for another amazing performance by Erin herself...




Silver: Kansas equals Dixon and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did. It did make sense. Now it doesn't.

Dad: I know.
Silver: DON’T! DON’T COME NEAR ME!
Dad: Ok.

Silver: Everything was making sense, but now it doesn’t. Everything was so great, but now it’s so dark. It is so dark here. It is always, always dark.

Dad: Silver, please get off the tracks.
Silver: I am so confused.
Dad: C’mon, Silver.
Silver: I don’t know what’s going on anymore.
Dad: Silver, Get off the tracks!
Aunt Becky: Silver!
Dad: Silver!


Silver: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!


Dixon: SILVER NOO!
Aunt Becky: NOOOO!!


Guest starring:
Jackie Taylor


and this guy, who looks like he should be a suspect on Criminal Minds

An award winning performance by Erin Silver.

Mr. Teacher: Silver--
Silver: You didn't think I'd put it together, did you.
Mr. Teacher: What, what are you doing?
Silver: No stop talking. Stop *weird head movement*. It was a nice try Matthews. You think that I'm dumb?

Silver: Well I am not dumb. It took me a little while, but I figured out what you were up to. You said to me that you liked movies better than blogs. You think you could possibly be referring to the blog I posted about you? Huh? I wonder...

Silver: You never got over it, did you? You pretended to. You pretended to forgive me. You even invited me back into your classroom, all so that you could encourage me to make this movie! This was all a set up!
Mr. Teacher: Silver--
Silver: No stop! Drop the puppy dog face. I am over it. I know that you don't want me to succeed. All you wanted was revenge.
Mr. Teacher: Listen to me, you know that's not true.
Silver: You managed to turn Dixon against me. You managed to ruin my relationship, the one thing that I care most about in this entire world!!
Mr. Teacher: Wait, wait. Dixon?
Silver: Stay away from me!
Mr. Teacher: Ok.

Silver: Do you wanna know how I figured it out? Last night in the media lab, you said to me 'Are you out of your mind?' and then tonight, Dixon just now said to me 'Are you out of your mind?'.

Silver: That is not a coincidence! You got to Dixon! You told him lies about Me! All so you can teach me a lesson. What kind of teacher are you?!
Mr. Teacher: Silver, listen--
Silver: AHH! *throws wine bottle towards teacher. He ducks. It shatters against the wall*
Mr. Teacher: Ok! What do you want from me?


Silver: I want you to fix ALL of this!!!

Let The Right One In is like Twilight, except it's actually worth watching!

“Are you alright?”







“Oskar, do you like me?”



“Yeah. A lot.”



“If I wasn’t a girl would you like me?”



“I suppose so”



"Why are you asking?"